Only weeks into the nursing program and I'm already interning at the college clinic. I strolled into the clinic and was met with the smiling bright face of the strangely named Dr. Phingerfuck. "Hey Erick I'm glad to see you arrive here promptly, I'm going to get the next victim...um I mean patient but in the mean time if you could just put on this black nursing uniform." I nodded my head eagerly dismissing the Freudian slip, all too ready to get started.